when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class
imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich
The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.
When you realise how much gay porn you actually read
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
this is my favorite family feud moment
no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him
when u come home from school and take ur makeup off
Think about how fast he snitched tho
When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao